I'm not really one for perfume. And in fact, my workplace has a "fragrance free" policy that would prevent me from wearing any anyways.
However, I would consider spraying some of this on myself: Tetley has made a new tea scented perfume. Since this is my typical morning fare already, the smell could pass unnoticed on the cube farm.
Check out the sexy packaging:
This fine lady is Tina, one of the "Tea Folk".
These cartoon people were used to promote tea in England in the 70's-90's. Putting her on the bottle is apparently quite retro and tongue-in-cheek
And that, my friends, is one weird slogan.