Oh noes, Hollywood.

So it turns out that Dick Van Dyke's son has made a straight-to-dvd sequel to the beloved film "Titanic" (1997). He wrote it, directed it, and starred in it. He has no one to blame but himself.



The concept is pretty weak. Who would ever book a voyage on a ship called the Titanic 2, much less a ship called the Titanic 2 that was tempting fate by attempting to recreate the original voyage. I guess that's why in the panicking crowd scenes, it only ever looks like there are 10 peoples.

Personally, I wish that they had used the premise from this trailer mash up instead. Way, way cooler.



It's like "Encino Man" (1992) meets "The Fugitive" (1993) meets some other movie...